Live comedy is on tonight in town but you'll have to choose wisely. Augie T. brings his continuing "Comedy in the Community" tour to Kaimuki High School's auditorium at 8 p.m. It's all part of Mr. T's goal to bring communities together through laughter and raise money for his Speak the Dream Scholarship Foundation. It's $10 to get in; call 255-9343. Or check out "Last Comic Standing" with Roz and Chris Porter, and Shawn Felipe, 8 p.m. at Pipeline Cafe. Entry is $24 general, $55 VIP; call 589-1999.

— Derek Paiva

MOMMIES DEAREST

GET A LIFE AT SOCIAL

Ice cream and playtime — and not just for kiddies! The Moms Club of Honolulu-East invites stay-at-home moms and their keiki to its Ice Cream Social and Open House, 10:30 a.m. tomorrow at Wai'alae Iki Park, at the intersection of Kalaniana'ole Highway and 'Anali'i Street. The organization is a nonprofit support group for mothers who choose to stay home with their children either full- or part-time. For details or to register for the free event: 373-3868 or oahubabies@yahoo.com.

— Zenaida Serrano

FINAL WORD

"I wanted to have a kid every time that I've had a child. I always wanted to be a young dad."

Kevin Federline | the 28-year-old singer, dancer and husband of Britney Spears who has two children from a previous relationship and has just had his second with Spears, in GQ