Mini reviews of new movies from a family perspective

'SAW V'

� Rating: R for sequences of grisly, bloody violence and torture.

� What it's about: Cops and a new crew of kidnap victims try to unravel the mystery of the mysterious, murderous and self-righteous "mutilate yourself or die" villain, Jigsaw.

� The kid attractor factor: Visceral horror.

� Good lessons/bad lessons: You can't live your life looking out only for yourself.

� Violence: Not quite constant.

� Language: Not as much profanity as you'd expect.

� Sex: Not a bit.

� Drugs: None.

� Parents' advisory: Beware when your teen says, "Me and the gang wanna see some torture porn."

'ZACH AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO'

� Rating: R for vile language, including sexual references, brief nudity and drug content.

� What it's about: The title is truth in advertising.

� Good lessons/bad lessons: Sex between friends changes everything.

� Violence: None.

� Language: Lots and lots of profanity.

� Sex: As graphic as an R will allow. And then some.

� Drugs: Pot.

� Parents' advisory: Don't let your kids fool you with the TV-commercial title, "Zack and Miri." "Sophomoric" can mean "if they're not sophomores, they're too young to see this trash."